Things I Hate in Ghastly Fonts

If you hate something, make it look ugly.

haveapancake asked: May I submit an idea for a post? I would like to suggest the term "flexitarian." I feel its usage allows a person to assume the extremely irritating self-righteous attitude of vegetarians/vegans without actually having to commit to either of those lifestyles.

Well, haveapancake, as a vegetarian with an extremely irritating self-righteous attitude, my only response is to reprint your request below in the hideous Kristen ITC font. Like the blind girl who sculpts a magnificent bust of Lionel Richie at the end of the “Hello” video, This is what you look like… to me:

DUMB QUOTES WEEK

“After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of [what women want]. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.” — Mel Gibson, Playbill

DUMB QUOTES WEEK

“Girls spit in my face. People were so mean to me. I’d cry every day.” — Zooey Deschanel, Curlz MT

DUMB QUOTES WEEK

“That’s why I called my record Devil Without a Cause - I’m a white boy who’s so sick of hearing that white kids are going to steal rap.” — Kid Rock, Papyrus

DUMB QUOTES WEEK

“I cried myself to sleep wishing I was ugly because men leered and disrespected me…” — Evangeline Lilly, Comic Sans

DUMB QUOTES WEEK

“Battlefield Earth is an entertainment piece, with no particular message, other than how big is your popcorn or your candy bar.” — John Travolta, Pristina

“Chillax,” Ravie

“Chillax,” Ravie

When people say, “For all intensive purposes” instead of “For all intents and purposes,” Pristina

When people say, “For all intensive purposes” instead of “For all intents and purposes,” Pristina

Nancy Grace, Chiller

Nancy Grace, Chiller

Login screens for free Wi-Fi, Collana

Login screens for free Wi-Fi, Collana

People who say “kicks” instead of “shoes,” Rage Italic

People who say “kicks” instead of “shoes,” Rage Italic

Seth MacFarlane, Old English Text MT

Seth MacFarlane, Old English Text MT

Dudes who quote Tyler Durden, Burger King font

Dudes who quote Tyler Durden, Burger King font

Dermot Mulroney, for some reason; Austin Powers font

Dermot Mulroney, for some reason; Austin Powers font

People who refer to their “tummy,” Haetenschweiller

People who refer to their “tummy,” Haetenschweiller